May 2013
talaem:
“don’t be shy” thanks u cured me
i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
collectyourhearts:
the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
“How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.”
– A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh (via man-and-camera)
lypophrenia: a feeling of sadness seemingly without a cause
drapetomania: an overwhelming urge to run away
escapism: a mental desire to retreat from unpleasant realities through fantasy
wanderlust: a desire to travel, to understand one’s very existence
dysania: the state of finding it difficult to get out of bed in the morning
sanctuary: a small safe place in a troubling world
...
“At one magical instant in your early childhood, the page of a book—that string...”
– Alberto Manguel (via thelifeofabookjunky)
“Sometimes, I feel the past and the future pressing so hard on either side that...”
– Evelyn Waugh (via 400eurojob)
psychoticmist:
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
fuckerpunch:
i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t
“You are not weak just because your heart feels so heavy.”
– Andrea Gibson (via likeloveadore)
If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you
Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it
Good luck figuring out which one
are you ever just reading a book and you come across word that you don’t know how to pronounce so you just go afkjhjdsfsjkdhs in your head
when it’s someone’s name and you have to keep doing that for the rest of the book
I wanted to show you The depth of this dream The one where I see you And fall finally But you’re like the winters That you’ve always known: Warm on the inside, while I Sleep in the Snow
“Don’t google your name. Ever.
Don’t “search” for yourself
on anything that...”
– Andrea Gibson (via commovente)
angelicjace:
tommilsom:
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of H2O”
The second scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work”
The...
“I wanted to cry but I didn’t, I probably should have cried, I should have...”
– Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close (via pratfall)
My life is like Friends, except no Rachel, Ross, Monica, Phoebe or Joey, just Chandler in a room by himself laughing at his own jokes.
ghost-anus:
yourswiftles:
so I am looking through my photo booth pictures on my laptop bc I have no life
and I find these
i doNT UNDERSTAND
I AM A WHITE 15 YEAR OLD GIRL
I HAVE NEVER SEEN THESE PEOPLE BEFORE
HELP ME
paranormal blacktivity
beerito:
whataboutphilsmum:
beerito:
*grows flowers on u because youre dirt*
*you’re…… I’m sorry…… I hate people like me .-.
*picks you up in a plastic baggie because ur a piece of shit*
“I used to think that I could never lose anyone if I photographed them enough. In...”
– Nan Goldin (via perfect)
“I learned that life is so, so fragile. I learned that you can know someone for...”
– Beth Revis, Shades of Earth (via -revive)
